So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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