You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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