yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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