i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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