I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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