I looked at my own cervix.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
