How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
