omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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