um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
What a dumb baby whore.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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