i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
