We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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