Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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