Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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