I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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