Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Houston, we have a blender
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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