Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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