My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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