i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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