you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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