your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
