Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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