and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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