too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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