We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
