So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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