we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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