How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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