bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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