what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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