This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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