I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i think my mom watched the whole time
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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