i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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