Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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