That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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