did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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