Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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