You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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