CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
