"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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