he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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