Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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