Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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