But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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