And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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