Small penises have feelings too.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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