Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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