We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
