awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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