Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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