This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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